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4 hours ago with 1 note

i feel kinda weird because i definitely identify as a girl, but i take very much pleasure in being misgendered and sometimes i try to look like a guy on purpose just cause i can.  like what is this?  i don’t even know.

4 hours ago with 333,456 notes

thepiemakerandthegirlnamedchuck:

thefoodispeople:

dottewa:

a-void-reality:

GO WATCH THIS SHOW, HONESTLY IT IS SO AMAZING. 

IF THIS POST CREATES 1 NEW PUSHING DAISIES FAN MY LIFE = MADE. 

Alright let me help out then:

1) Most of the cast is female. In fact only two main characters are male.

2) Both male characters take typically non-masculine hobbies. Emerson Cod knits almost non-stop and makes pop-up books. Ned is literally called “The Pie-Maker” because he bakes homestyle pies from his mother’s method. Both are shown to be very nurturing and even maternal characters. Conversely, the women? A pair of professional travelling show performers that have gritty sexual scandals the way men usually get (see the entire “Chuck’s father” storylines), a beekeeper who is the single most positive and optimistic character imaginable, and a former professional jockey- Three of four pro athletes.

3) You could very easily make the claim Ned is asexual.

4) Yes, the storyline is about romance. But it’s also about the positive side of a love story, and their only drama lies in overcoming their inability to actually share contact.

5) A very good friend of mine recommended this show to me as “Disney for adults.” I told her it was already on my list to watch because “It’s by Bryan Fuller, from Wonderfalls and Dead Like Me.” Bryan Fuller is now most known for “Hannibal.” The same camera methods and bright colours and lighting techniques Hannibal is known for? Perfected in this show, just using a different tone- The same colour methods in reverse, upping the vivid greens and yellows instead of reds and blues, which sells emotion both ways.

7) Probably one of the best examples of a modern day fairy tale possible.

8) Narrated by Jim Dale- The narrator for the HP audio books.

I don’t know if anyone’s already added links to this, but all of these here work and if you hover over the links, an episode description shows :)

Season 1:

  1. Pie-Lette
  2. Dummy
  3. The Fun in Funeral
  4. Pigeon
  5. Girth
  6. Bitches
  7. Smell of Success
  8. Bitter Sweets
  9. Corpsicle

Season 2:

  1. Bzzzzzzzzz!
  2. Circus Circus
  3. Bad Habits
  4. Frescorts
  5. Dim Sum Lose Some
  6. Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
  7. Robbing Hood
  8. Comfort Food
  9. The Legend of Merle McQuoddy
  10. The Norwegians
  11. Window Dressed to Kill
  12. Water & Power
  13. Kerplunk

Guys, if you could reblog this it would be great! Let’s spread the word about this amazing show!

4 hours ago with 187,647 notes

doctorhuwnicorn:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

moriarty:

moriarty:

please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment

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conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return

The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.

"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"

4 hours ago with 126,299 notes

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

4 hours ago with 83,229 notes

snorlaxatives:

i want to live in a world where peoples appearance is directly based on their personality so like if they are sweet and kind they get to be hot but if they’re assholes then they get to look ugly

then no one would be assholes because everyone is beautiful

4 hours ago with 382,193 notes

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

4 hours ago with 37 notes

alchemic-rose:

To any of you Vriska cosplayers out there… Revlon is doing a thing for the new Spiderman movie.

4 hours ago with 163,783 notes

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

4 hours ago with 78 notes

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4 hours ago with 1,600 notes

pleatedjeans:

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